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Fuck Marry Kill: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Edition

Buffy, Giles, Xander

It’s Buffy the Fuck Marry Killer!

Err…. I mean it’s Buffy The Fuck Marry Killer. Ah dammit. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. There we go. We know that everyone thinks vampires are sexy. But everyone is wrong. Vampire Slayers are where it’s at. Although, we’d probably be singing a different tune if Spike was one of the choices this week. Or Angel. And Willow was pretty hot as a Vampire too. Ok. You know what? Vampires are sexy,

But that’s irrelevant. This week isn’t about Vampires it’s about 3 of the core members of the Scooby Gang. Velma, Shaggy and Fred. Haha, Jk. Rowling. No wait, fuck. Man, today is confusing. Side note: I find it very hard to believe that Hanna-Barbera was just fine with Joss Whedon using ‘Scooby Gang’ as the name for his creation.

We’re off topic. So let’s get to this week’s choices:

Sunnydale’s Resident Drunk: Rupert Giles
This guy from that episode that jumped the Shark in the very first season: Xander Harris
Broadway Super Star: Buffy Summers

 

Now it’s your turn!

So who are you gonna pick this week? You wanna get your face kicked in by a martial arts master? (In… I don’t know. a sexy way I guess? I just realized that getting your face kicked in doesn’t really fit into any of the categories in Fuck Marry Kill. Because in the kill section, you do the killing. You don’t get killed. Whatever.) Or maybe you have a thing for British librarians? Or maybe you’re an idiot and like Xander. (OOOOOOHHHHHH CONTROVERSIAL!)

Let us know your picks in the comments on YouTube, our Facebook page, or you can tweet them at us.

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