Fuck Marry Kill: Casper the Friendly Ghost Edition

Casper, Fatso, Stinky

Making Casper Gasp…er…

That was a sex joke. Because we’re fucking Casper and it’s going to feel good or whatever so he’ll gasp. Or, maybe it was a spooky joke. Because they’re all ghosts and we’re all gasping in surprise, or fright or whatever. I honestly never have any idea what I’m talking about. Really it’s a miracle any of these things consist of coherent sentences because after we record each episode, I feel like my brain has died inside. But oh well, such is life here at FanFiction Nation.

This one is a little weird because, you know. necrophilia. Unless, is necrophilia just sex with corpses? Or does it include sex with ghosts? i know there is an easy way to look this up, but I’m not going to be the only one of us that has “necrophilia” in our search history. So I’m not going to tell you the answer.

Anyway, here are your choices for this week:

The Fat One: Fatso
The Stinky One: Stinky
The…Caspy One: Casper

And that’s that. Take some time to think it through and let us know your picks. But don’t wait so long that you turn into a ghost yourself.

…although, if you think about it, if you’re a ghost, it might not be so weird for you to fuck a ghost. I don’t know anymore. Do whatever you want.

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