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Fuck Marry Kill- Children’s TV Shows

Barney the Dinosaur, Thomas the Tank Engine, Lamb Chop

Let’s be very clear, this is about Children’s TV SHOWS. 

Alright, now that we’ve gotten that out of the way…actually you know what? I’m going to go ahead and repeat that just in case. This is about the adult characters from Children’s TV Shows.

Got it? Good. Let’s move on. So this week we revisit some of our favourite TV shows from when we were kids. Well, except Barney. We were a little too old for Barney. I mean, don’t get me wrong, and I can’t speak for Mark, but I watched Barney sometimes (I had a younger brother and we only had a few channels and…. I don’t have to justify myself to you). However Lamb Chop’s Play Along and Thomas the Tank Engine were our jams.

So we got to relive all our old thoughts and feelings about those shows. Actually wait, that sounded super weird. We got to relive all our old thoughts and feelings about these shows, and then violate those thoughts and feelings by making new sex based ones. And now you get to do the same!

So here we go with this week’s choices.

Top Billed player from Sherry Lewis’s deranged mind: Lamb Chop
Ringo Starr’s best friend and 5th Beatle: Thomas the Tank Engine
Probably Dr. Ian Malcolm’s favourite dinosaur: Barney the Dinosaur

There you have it. Who will you choose?  Maybe you’ll want to snuggle up with the cuddliest of the ferocious lizards, Barney. Or are you gonna get the weirdest handy from Sherry Lewis, featuring everyone’s favourite Fuck Puppet? Or maybe you’re just one of those weirdos that likes trains a whole bunch.

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