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Fuck Marry Kill Christmas Edition- FanFiction Nation

Santa, The Grinch, Frosty the Snowman

Marry Christmas. You’re a Ho Ho Ho.

Look kids! Christmas is cumming early this year! We here at FanFiction Nation have a present just for you: an early Christmas episode of Fuck Marry Kill featuring some classic holiday characters.

“But guys, how did you convince Santa to bring you an early present?” you ask.

Well that’s simple. You see, Santa has spent millennia fine tuning his Christmas Eve schedule to make sure that he has enough time to hit every single house in every single country in the world, making sure that no one who celebrates Christmas is ever left out. However, with the increase in world population, his timeline is getting more and more hectic each year. And then what do we go and do? We go out and add a whole new nation for him to visit?

That just didn’t seem fair. So we wrote Santa a letter saying that we understand his schedule is tight, and that he didn’t have to visit everyone in FanFiction Nation on Christmas if his schedule wouldn’t allow it because we understand that Christmas is a time for children, and we didn’t want to impinge on their enjoyment of the day just so we can get some cool stuff.

Santa was so pleased with our selfless attitude that not only did he reply to us directly to thank us, he told us that he would make one special delivery for us leading up to Christmas as a way of showing his gratitude.

If you haven’t guessed already, his gift was this episode. There was just one caveat to the delivery. He wanted to be one of the options. Turns out Santa is a bit of a kinky slut.

So without further ado, here are your holiday options:

The Christmas Bad-ass himself: Santa Claus
This Confused Moron: Frosty the Snowman
This Guy that was probably supposed to land on the set of Gremlins instead: The Grinch

 

Let us know your choices in the comments and we’ll see you next week!

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