Harry Potter? More like Harry Pooter
Because Pooter rhymes with cooter and we’ve gotta stick it in someone’s cooter (or pooter). Man, sometimes I really hate the sentences that come out of my…fingers? Anyway, if you didn’t figure it out from the title, this is another Harry Potter edition of Fuck Marry Kill and honestly, we can’t believe that it took so long for us to get to the Big Three.
We barely even discuss one of the options. Which, when you think about it, is bonkers. Instead I spend way more time talking about the best way to get famous in Harry Potter land. Turns out, it’s super easy. You just have to do the impossible.
Anyway, here are your choices this week:
Now you be the Sorting Hat
So that’s that. Now it’s your turn to step up and do the job the Sorting Hat never would. You get to put these three characters into the worst sorts of houses. Forget Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw and the other useless one. Today you sort them into Fuck House, Marry House and Kill House.
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