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Fuck Marry Kill: Sesame Street Edition

Oscar, Big Bird, Bert & Ernie

Sesame Street is Brought to you by the Number 69

Ha. The number 69 will never not be funny. What’s that? You don’t agree? Turn to whoever is beside you and say “sixty nine” right now. I guarantee someone will laugh. Anyway this week is Sesame Street week, and on that note:

Sunny days,
Sweepin’ the Clouds away,
On my way to where the air is sweet.
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to…. fuck town?

Well, now that that’s out of my system, here are this week’s choices:

This Uncoordinated Doofus: Big Bird
The Undisputed Champions of ‘I Got Your Nose’: Bert and Ernie
The King of Broadway (not Broadway like the concept. Broadway like the actual literal street): Oscar the Grouch

 

So there we go. Are you as disappointed as I am that when we were talking about roasting Big Bird, neither of us made a “stuffing” joke? Man, I can’t believe we missed that. It’s so easy.

Anyway, let us know your choices in the comments.

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