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Fuck Marry Kill: Star Wars Episode 2

Han Solo, Chewie, Darth Vader

Star Wars FMK Episode 2: Attack of the Bones

Cause you gotta bone one of them. Whatever. I think it’s pretty funny. I think I speak for everyone, we’re pretty excited about the release of ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’. And when I say ‘everyone’, I don’t mean everyone here at FanFiction Nation. I mean everyone everywhere. With this in mind, we thought it was vitally important that we provide you with as much Star Wars content as possible. That’s why over the next couple weeks, we’ll be releasing 2 Star Wars FMKs and 2 Star Wars podcasts!

This week Kyle and Mark have a little bit of a disagreement about what should be a very obvious choice. So We’re gonna have to let you guys settle the fight.

Here are your choices:

Mr. Dancing With the Stars (Wars):  Han Solo
The Next Bing Crosby: Chewbacca
The Real Voice of the Dark Side: Darth Vader

And there we have it. There’s probably a Han Solo masturbation joke to be made here, but I’m also pretty sure every possible version of that joke has already been made. So instead I’m gonna say “I’ll Chew your bacca” and you can decide what that means.

Let us know your choices in the comments and we’ll see you next week!

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