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Fuck Marry Kill- WWE: The New Day Edition

Xavier Woods, Big E, Kofi Kingston

What does The New Day Do? New Day Fucks! New Day Fucks!

Get your booty (o’s) ready for a grand ol’ time with the longest reigning tag champs in WWE history, The New Day! We’ve done a few WWE based fuck marry kill’s so far and I’m going to be honest with you, I can’t remember what wrestling puns we’ve used before. And there’s no possible way to look that up. I can’t just go opening other links and things. I’m a busy man. Now, you on the other hand, you can.

Unfortunately we can’t run a Unicorn Stampede with all three of them (in this scenario, instead of stomping the downed opponent with our feet, we’d be stomping the downed opponent with our dicks. Oh also, in this same scenario, it’s not a wrestling match. It’s a mini orgy. Unless…. how many people do you need for an orgy? Maybe it’s not an orgy. Maybe this time it’s just a fuck pile in the corner. Look, I’m getting off track, let’s try and get it back together). We can’t run a Unicorn Stampede with all three of them and we have to make some tough choices.

The choices this week are:

Mr. Trouble in Paradise: Kofi Kingston
The ‘Bone Master: Xavier Woods
The Hungriest Man on the Planet: Big E

Once again, we made the best picks we thought were possible this week. So who are you going to pick? Let us know in the comments on Facebook or on YouTube.

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