The audio, the audio… trapped, trapped, trapped until the Tuesday show.
That’s right, it’s Fanfiction Nation’s Orange Is the New Black episode! Netflix has released season 5 and it’s the best one yet. If you haven’t seen it yet, what are you waiting for? But first, Kyle and Mark open up the show discussing the very news from this past weekend: Adam West, famous for his role as Batman in the 60’s TV series, passed away at 88. Kyle and Mark talk about growing up watching the show and still loving it to this day.
Then the gears change into sex drive as they dive into two OITNB fanfics. The first is called “Lather, Rinse — You’re Doing It Wrong” by AliceSloane13 about Nicky and Alex trying to get freaky in the shower, only to be interrupted by her ‘mother’ Red. Then, Kyle and Mark read a fanfic between Officers Healy and Bennett called “Orange Is the New Sac.” Things get a little steamy between them and, well, let’s just say you’ll never look at a prosthetic leg the same way again. You’re welcome!
Throw on your orange jumpsuit and listen to this both sexy and gross episode. Then go binge all of our other episodes after that. Then binge season 5 of OITNB. Then go to bed. You’ve had a long day.
And, if you have a script you want us to read, you can send it to us here.