Star Wars: Jar Jar Dies and the Jedi Eat at IHOP

Brought to you by IHOP. But not really. But we still want free pancakes.

A Long Time Ago… In a Fanfic Galaxy Far Away…

Star Wars: The Last Jedi is finally here. Let’s rejoice in some really ridiculous fanfiction that even WE couldn’t fathom writing!

This week, we feature completely nonsense Star Wars fanfics from guest authors JustBeStill, Oatmealman, and The Wolf of the North.

The first short story takes a look at the tense relationship between Padme Amidala and C-3PO. The next one takes us to the IHOP where, that’s right, the Jedi Council is eating. We’re big fans of a story when the premise ends with the phrase “Hilarity ensues” and the IHOP story does just that!

The next story is titled “The Death of Jar-Jar” so, in a lot of ways, it’s porn for Star Wars lovers. Nobody likes Jar Jar and in this story we find out that he ends up in wrong part of town.

The next story is called “The Monster” and it features Obi-Wan as a little sissy girl who confuses Anakin for a monster. Lots of silliness going on in this one.

Our fifth short story is, well, yeah, OK, it’s just straight up NSFW. It’s called The Empire Sucks C–hey, you know what, just take a listen to it, alright?

And finally, our sixth (!) and final short fic is called “Issues and Solutions.” Mace Windu’s flatulence is getting the best of him and Obi-Wan is none too pleased. Yep, we close out the episode this way. You’re welcome.

You don’t need the Force to download this episode, so what the hell are you waiting for? Give it a listen and let us know what you think!

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