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Winnie the Pooh: Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy in the Hundred Acre Wood

Oh, bother! Look what we’ve got for you this week!

If you’re a human being with feelings, you love Winnie the Pooh (or at least definitely did growing up as a child). Jackie and Mark definitely do. That silly old bear is charming as fuck. With the release of Disney’s movie Chrisopher Robin coming out this week, we felt it would be appropriate to share some pretty ridiculous Pooh fics.

The first short story is by an author named orangebread and it’s called “Winnie the Pooh and the Pimp Hand of Christoper Robin.” Good golly, Miss Molly.

The final story is a parody of a Film Noir/Chinatown/Murder Mystery/Whodunnit: “Winnie the Pooh: Private Eye.” The author is JMBownz.

Think, think, think. What do you do next? You know damn well what to do! So, shove your mitt in a pot of sticky honey and then listen to this episode!

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